GEORGE BUSH SHOWS OFF SWEET NINJA SKILLZ IN IRAQ; TAKE HEED STEPHEN HARPER

Bush evades shoe-attack.

On his farewell trip to Iraq, President Bush displayed the agility of a monkey, dodging two shoes hurled at him by an Iraqi reporter.

“If you want the facts, it’s a size 10 shoe,” said Bush.

In a strange moment after the shoe incident, Bush seemed to suggest that the ability to throw shoes at a press conference is a small triumph of the free society emerging in Iraq.

“That’s what happens in free societies where people try to bring attention to themselves.  I guess he was effective because he caused you to say something about it.”–Bush

. . . ok.

But I must admit, I was quite impressed with Bush’s wicked ninja skillz.  It’s definitely a big factor in who I vote for, and  I don’t know about you, but if there’s one thing that Michael Ignatieff oozes from his every pore, it’s Ninjitsu.  It strikes fear into the hearts of the Conservatives, and that’s why they and their supporters are already on preemptive sneak attack to take down the wily red ninja!  Like the Calgary Sun’s Martin Hudson, who rejects Ignatieff by virtue of Jarome Iginla’s hockey prowess, and Pat MacAdam from the Ottawa Sun, who calls Iggy vain and aloof.

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